Onesie in Liverpool (Part One)

Liverpool la: with my non-secret, totally better than Harry Potter superpowers I can go anywhere...and yes that means I can work my magic in PUBLIC and have no Ministry of mystical Onesies to tell me I can't.

So Liverpool, where swinging on a 'slightly' historic lampost is simply like performing in Singing in the Rain... well kinnda. Unfortunately kids - the onesie is so powerful that as well as taking you for a ride in sky - it has the power to bewilder the dawdling tourists that walk past.

It's time to make history with history- with a beautiful backdrop and a slightly bitter wind - Liverpool is the place to go if your a onesie lover!!!

Where will onesie go next (ooooohoooo)....

Christmasy Onesie

1st December : yes it is that time of the year already... I can barely believe it myself. So the chocolates are out and Christmas decks are being put up. And if you live in Britain you will have already realised that the (too early) street decorations are already up and the classic old humming tunes are being played whilst we the 'onesie lovers' are busy shopping.

Whether you have had a good or bad year Christmas is the time of giving. Not for living Scrooges who think they have popped out of Charles Dickens' book A Christmas Carol. So whether you are in the world... whether your living somewhere boiling hot or somewhere 'supposedly' miserable aka Britain remember what the true meanings of Christmas are and what it means to you.

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Onesie Cooking

So you can officially do anything in a onesie! And yes that does includes some cooking. It's at that very time of the year when a spot of cooking is more worth while then in the blistering heats of a British summer. Where comfort food and chocolate seem to sneakily come into your life and staying in and watching a film is seen more of an exciting prospect than going out in the bitter cold: especially when you are 'as snug as bug' one of these babies.

So remember folks to stay tuned to where and what I am doing... where will onesie be next...

Onesie Fly

Yes you are really seeing it - onesie flying! Unlike our fave teen obsessions where I would be compared to a flying 'spidermonkey' or a nerdy wizard who practises his spells under his bed sheets. The onesie never hides his or her supernatural powers.

Is it a bird is a plane... no it's the onesie. Yes I'm being cliche but, who has never thought about flying before? Especially if your a living teen (Twilight, Harry Potter) or a big kid who's favourite movie simply has to be Disney's Peter Pan. And yes I include you the humble Superman fan (spiderman doesn't count) for without these superdooper (excuse the lame word)  powers, travelling would be so much harder.

Fly my pretties, fly: so all my onesie people to spread the onesie word. And remember....

Where will onesie be next...

Onesie at the Postbox

Posting a letter... to who?



So you probably weren't expecting this... eh? Yes sending a letter (to whom you do not know to) is completely the norm and the new fashion of doing this. Meaning if you haven't got a onesie - get one! Posting a letter through the Royal Mail is quite simply not as fun in ordinary people clothes but, the onesie makes everything fun - seriously it does! And if you really don't believe me then I challenge you to do one of your everyday things in a onesie. So the question is

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Onesie at Greggs

Onesie does Greggs = yum

Yes I am anywhere and everywhere people! So you caught me at the bakery. But, who can deny a little indulgence now and then in your favourite bakery treat. Ahh Greggs - classic good old British bakery.

Hmm what to choose - what to choose is the question...what can a person in a random polka dot, Minnie Mouse onesie possibly want in a bakery full of yumminess - may be a sticky bun or even for the full stretched sausage roll. Picking time (GAME SHOW THEME TUNE): "I'll have the a sticky bun!"

So whether your deliberating what to have in Greggs aka bakery or you randomly walking around in a onesie remember to keep checking out where's onesie to see where I will be tomorrow.

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Onesie at the Sweet Shop

Willy Wonka: [singing] If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. A sweet shop. Filled with spectacular displays of sugary yumminess and a person in a onesie. It's like returning to your kiddy days where you would save up your pennies to buy some sweets...well I did. But, there's something about sweet shops that turn us back into little kids. Is it our past? Is it the British way?  What do you think?

So whoever you are, whether your from today I would like to know your favourite sweets from the brand panking new to the old classics.

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Onesie in Chester

In the big city: so your out to do a little shopping and its cold... so bitterly cold. What do you do? Hey you guessed it - go in your onesie. Apart from the random stares now and then - the odd person who thinks that you have not seen them looking at you when they clearly were. But, quite frankly this is one of the entertaining factors: it's funny.

With the entertainment that goes with these suits you will never get bored nor will you ever get cold. But, oddly enough for those people who thinks it's pretty ridiculous I dare you to have a go. Then you will find just how fun and fluffy it is not to mention how it builds your confidence.

So the only other question you need is - where will onesie be next...

Onesie at the Disney Store

Where I belong: as a minnie mouse onesie being in the Disney store is somewhat homely; especially when you have 'minnie' yous(too much?) stacked on the shelves. Its with its elegant timelessness that has our childish dreams wishing for the magic spark in Disney. At any age... and yes including you it brings something different to anyone. From the little kiddys inspired and a bit crazy imagination... to the awkward teen watching a Disney movie (whether they admit to it is a different story) and of course the wizards... the older years where Disney is still able to break a smile. Either way, whether it is the Disney store or a classic movie your never too old.

There nothing like a good bit of Disney to brighten your day. If your like me aka the onesie then you would have been literally surrounded by Disney and its totally awesome movies as a kid. So much so that when you walked into the Disney shop it brought excitement and wild - slightly extravigant dreams. But, even though everyone secretly love happy endings no matter what - after all people there is nothing like a good cliche. 

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Onesie in a telephone box

There's nothing like calling someone the traditional way...unless your mobile is out of battery or you are feeling particularly patriotic. But, this colour co-ordinated onesie has some big plans - one of those being onesies taking over the world and the other where will I be next.

So folks what onesie adventures have you been on? I want to hear from you ( you get it - telephone) !!

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Onesie at Boots

Having ready told you about another retail adventure you may be thinking there can't possibly be anything new... well that's where you are wrong. When walking into a store like Boots granted there is a few Christmas decorations already up but: to have a full on choir and kids singing a Christmas carols at the start of November - really? pushing it a touch.

So you will find walking in a onesie is pretty much the whole package when your walking into Boots - in fact I would say it pretty much beats any other type of clothing ?? Wouldn't you think? I would like to know what you think. Leave your comments bellow. And remember...

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Onesie at Asda

You'd think walking around in a onesie in Asda would be the norm. Well you guessed it guys...it's not. Asda aka the British version of walmart is not as accepting as you think... When walking (as you do) down the clothing aisle I was merely greeted with "What the f***" or for you younger readers "What the fizz" which was in away imusing enough. But, it seems the undeniably comfy full body suit is a buzz for Asda's staff - with the typical 'look at that' (Asda person showing the other Asda person me ) then to pretend that they weren't looking at me like a loon.

So there you have it folks shopping in a onesie is both comfy and funny. Tell me of your onesie experiences.

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Ed Sheeran and his onesie love

Check out this video onesie lovers?? Or should I say Ed Sheeran lovers - turns out wearing a onesie on a first date is a must.

Onesie at the park

Taking the dog for a walk: when you live in a world like ours, going out at night is like seeing a hidden nocturnal life where the streets are left bare and their is only the murky haze in sight...oh and of course the person casually walking around in a polka dot onesie (and their dog).

You'll be surprised at the sheer comfiness it brings as well as being the new trend. There is no braving the night time chill in this little number. So wherever you are in this turning world don't forget your onesie whatever your doing...

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Onesie at the Icecream Parlour

Onesie eating icecream!



Onesie at the Icecream parlour: there's nothing like a onesie...you can sleep in it...you can watch tv in it and most importantly you can eat icecream in it! BEWARE: wearing a onesie in public may attract attention but, who cares when its like walking in a wearable bed.

Ice scream you scream we scream for icecream: you cannot beat a good dollop of freshly made icecream in the bitterly British winter. Although, this perilous act is thought to be utterly ridiculous in a climate such as Britain - the onesie gives all the warmth you need.

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