Onesie in Liverpool (Part One)

Liverpool la: with my non-secret, totally better than Harry Potter superpowers I can go anywhere...and yes that means I can work my magic in PUBLIC and have no Ministry of mystical Onesies to tell me I can't.

So Liverpool, where swinging on a 'slightly' historic lampost is simply like performing in Singing in the Rain... well kinnda. Unfortunately kids - the onesie is so powerful that as well as taking you for a ride in sky - it has the power to bewilder the dawdling tourists that walk past.

It's time to make history with history- with a beautiful backdrop and a slightly bitter wind - Liverpool is the place to go if your a onesie lover!!!

Where will onesie go next (ooooohoooo)....

Christmasy Onesie

1st December : yes it is that time of the year already... I can barely believe it myself. So the chocolates are out and Christmas decks are being put up. And if you live in Britain you will have already realised that the (too early) street decorations are already up and the classic old humming tunes are being played whilst we the 'onesie lovers' are busy shopping.

Whether you have had a good or bad year Christmas is the time of giving. Not for living Scrooges who think they have popped out of Charles Dickens' book A Christmas Carol. So whether you are in the world... whether your living somewhere boiling hot or somewhere 'supposedly' miserable aka Britain remember what the true meanings of Christmas are and what it means to you.

Where will onesie be next...

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Onesie Cooking

So you can officially do anything in a onesie! And yes that does includes some cooking. It's at that very time of the year when a spot of cooking is more worth while then in the blistering heats of a British summer. Where comfort food and chocolate seem to sneakily come into your life and staying in and watching a film is seen more of an exciting prospect than going out in the bitter cold: especially when you are 'as snug as bug' one of these babies.

So remember folks to stay tuned to where and what I am doing... where will onesie be next...

Onesie Fly

Yes you are really seeing it - onesie flying! Unlike our fave teen obsessions where I would be compared to a flying 'spidermonkey' or a nerdy wizard who practises his spells under his bed sheets. The onesie never hides his or her supernatural powers.

Is it a bird is a plane... no it's the onesie. Yes I'm being cliche but, who has never thought about flying before? Especially if your a living teen (Twilight, Harry Potter) or a big kid who's favourite movie simply has to be Disney's Peter Pan. And yes I include you the humble Superman fan (spiderman doesn't count) for without these superdooper (excuse the lame word)  powers, travelling would be so much harder.

Fly my pretties, fly: so all my onesie people to spread the onesie word. And remember....

Where will onesie be next...

Onesie at the Postbox

Posting a letter... to who?



So you probably weren't expecting this... eh? Yes sending a letter (to whom you do not know to) is completely the norm and the new fashion of doing this. Meaning if you haven't got a onesie - get one! Posting a letter through the Royal Mail is quite simply not as fun in ordinary people clothes but, the onesie makes everything fun - seriously it does! And if you really don't believe me then I challenge you to do one of your everyday things in a onesie. So the question is

Where will onesie be next...

Onesie at Greggs

Onesie does Greggs = yum

Yes I am anywhere and everywhere people! So you caught me at the bakery. But, who can deny a little indulgence now and then in your favourite bakery treat. Ahh Greggs - classic good old British bakery.

Hmm what to choose - what to choose is the question...what can a person in a random polka dot, Minnie Mouse onesie possibly want in a bakery full of yumminess - may be a sticky bun or even for the full stretched sausage roll. Picking time (GAME SHOW THEME TUNE): "I'll have the a sticky bun!"

So whether your deliberating what to have in Greggs aka bakery or you randomly walking around in a onesie remember to keep checking out where's onesie to see where I will be tomorrow.

Where will onesie be next...

Onesie at the Sweet Shop

Willy Wonka: [singing] If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. A sweet shop. Filled with spectacular displays of sugary yumminess and a person in a onesie. It's like returning to your kiddy days where you would save up your pennies to buy some sweets...well I did. But, there's something about sweet shops that turn us back into little kids. Is it our past? Is it the British way?  What do you think?

So whoever you are, whether your from today I would like to know your favourite sweets from the brand panking new to the old classics.

Where will onesie be next...